soooooo i've been a bit busy to write a quality post, which is really what i want to do because there's still much to share about telluride. but tonight is not the night. instead, i will share some of the great things i've found on my friends' blogs. and since those couple people are the only ones who probably read it, uh enjoy guys!
i am dangerously tempted to do #6.
from chris:
snarky out of office replies
Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies:
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and
heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return
from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in
the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged ¤5.99 for
the first 10 words and ¤1.99 for each additional word in your
message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see who did this over and over and over...)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply
in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of
Steve.
i just love this picture.
because, really, what's a blog entry without bacon?
night, blog world, hopefully i'll be back soon.
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